Phrases you wish you could say (and maybe, you have!)

- Ahh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
- I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
- I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- The connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- No, my powers can only be used for good.
- You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.