There is this person at our office who, for whatever reason, refuses to flush the toilet. And sometimes, on special occasions, she even leaves a spray of lovely lemon yellow piss on the toilet seat as a little added bonus for whoever discovers the bowl of joy.
Now, I am in the process of trying to be a kinder and gentler C-Rella. I am trying to move away from my center of intolerance and move to a center of love, if you will. But, sometimes I can't help it. I just have to say it.
What the hell is wrong with people?!
Perhaps it is a (VERY, VERY) misguided effort at water conservation. Now, I'm all on board for some conservation efforts. Not flushing the toilet? Not one of them.
I am a non-confrontational person, and I have only once had direct evidence of the culprit as she tried to make her hasty exit from the scene of the crime. Fortunately there was another concerned citizen present at the time who called her on it (at which time said culprit tried to play it off as some type of urinary amnesia). I've accumulated a vast array of circumstantial evidence which supports a my single-party offender theory, such as the party in question being in the bathroom brushing her teeth at the time I arrive to discover the bowl of joy, as it happened this morning.
Suggestions on dealing with this nasty ass person, please?????
Help me, help all of us.
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Piss on her chair. Leave containers of apple juice in her cube. Send email. Leave a sign. Leave several signs. Have lound conversations within her hearing about how some nasty hoe leaves a pissy stall in the bathroom.
That is just fucking vile. I am so mad at her for you. Dirty bitch.
Put a sign on the mirror asking if they remembered to flush before they washed their hands and headed back into the office.
Gross!!
OMG.
RELLY!!
This post is hilarious.
I have no clue what to do about her. Since you're in corporate land, why not take it to a supervisor and let them deal with Ms. Nasty.
I have, however, in an effort to solicit advice, forwarded this post on to some friends. I swear it's not just because you wrote this so well, it's a common human icky, and your recounting of the tale made my belly ache I laughed so hard.
Yeah. I'm not the right person to ask. I only have smart-ass (a.k.a. you'll get fired) advice. Haha. Like write "ewwww" on her car window in eyeliner. *snicker* Yes, do not listen to me.
Do let us know how things progress.
Rhi
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