Everyday humor

Preface: There is a lady at work that people refer to as "I Love The Eighties." 'Nuff said.

Actual conversation from 12-21-06

I.L.T.E.: "Actually I do all of my shopping at consignment stores"

Me: (Nooooo... You'd never know! Hahahahaha!!, trying not to do the almost involuntary trio-combo of snort, spurt spit out of my mouth and "HAH!" out loud). "Really? Wow! ...Um... Yeah, I love to shop consignment."

Next thing you know we'll be talking about how all her clothes are "actually 20 years old but [she] takes *really* good care of them."

Hee hee hee!!

Evil. I am evil. But damn it was funny.

Happy Birthday Mommy

I am conflicted about think about and miss you every day.

Save the dam* planet.

And stop unwanted junk mail.