I love my sis.

And here's one of many, many reasons why.

They Have Officially Thought Of Everything Now.

It's true. Someone has finally thought of everything you can think of. We're done. There will be no more inventions. We have reached our creative apex and will only spiral downward back through all of our evolutionary phases until we are once again Neanderthals.

Who, ironically, would probably really appreciate things like this. If they even knew what the heck it was. And... y'know... knew about guns, and all.



By the way, don't miss the season! It's not too late to pick up your condom advent calendars!

Dude, this guy is amazing.

By the way, have I mentioned how much I am enjoying Firefox's new "Stumble!" feature? I LOVE IT! ! ! ! !

Julian Beever

You have totally got to check this out

Storms

When they ask to see your gods
your book of prayers
show them lines
drawn delicately with veins
on the underside of a bird's wing
tell them you believe
in giant sycamores mottled
and stark against a winter sky
and in nights so frozen
stars crack open
spilling streams of molten ice to earth
and tell them how you drank
the holy wine of honeysuckle
on a warm spring day
and of the softness
of your mother
who never taught you
death was life's reward
but who believed in the earth
and the sun
and a million, million light years
of being.

© 1986 J.L.Stanley